Rachael Kay Albers

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Santa, Patron Saint of Capitalism: Jeff Bezos in Santa Suit in private jet

Is Santa the Patron Saint of Capitalism?

I can pinpoint the exact moment in my childhood when Christmas lost its magic. It’s why they call Santa “the Patron Saint of Capitalism.”

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Keanu Reeves in front of wall of screens with his face: deepfake apologist?

Deepfakes Are Coming To A Funnel Near You

Settle a bet for me. Is this interview with Keanu Reeves talking about deepfakes a deepfake? Or, should I say “synthetic media”? (The feel good term.)

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Rachel Hollis, Jenna Kutcher, Amy Porterfield, and the Case of the SEO Optimized Friendship

In 2020, Tyler J. McCall recorded a live video where he denounced James Wedmore, citing Wedmore’s Trump support and Qanon ties. Then it disappeared.

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What Rachel Hollis and Jenna Kutcher Taught Me About The Cult of Online Marketing

How Rachel Hollis, Jenna Kutcher, and Amy Porterfield’s SEO-optimized friendship exposed the cult of online marketing.

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StoryBrand Scandal: I Kissed Dating Goodbye, Purity Culture, Josh Harris, Donald Miller, and…Josh Duggar??? 19 WTFs And Counting

Here’s what Joshua Harris, Donald Miller, and StoryBrand have to do with Josh Duggar being arrested for child sexual assault material.

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girl boss yellow hat eiffel tower laughing with salad

Every Life Coach Website Ever: “GET UNSTUCK OR I WILL CUT YOU!”

Open letter to all life coach websites that start with: Hey I’m [ WHO CARES ] and I help [ PATRONIZING NICKNAME FOR WOMEN WHO…

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Easter Bunny Santa Tooth Fairy, Awkward Marketing

Santa, Fire Your Copywriter!

The man in red is in trouble. Santa hired a “clever” copywriter to spruce up his website in time for the upcoming holiday season. Y’all,…

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Talking hamburger Awkward Marketing

The Worst Email To Send Your Customers

What if, instead of all the “Now more than ever” COVID ads with piano soundtracks, sepia filters, and hopeful lens flares… Big box advertisers just…

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The color palettes of my life

2019 Year in Review: The Color Palettes of My Life

It’s my favorite post of the year…right on time! (The colors of quarantine leave something to be desired…) My annual review, as told through the…

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