Santa, Fire Your Copywriter!

The man in red is in trouble.

Santa hired a “clever” copywriter to spruce up his website in time for the upcoming holiday season.

Y’all, it’s bad.

They make The North Pole sound like one of those engineering firms where you’re not really sure WHAT they engineer…

If he leaves it like this, nobody’s getting presents in December and Y’ALL KNOW THIS IS NOT THE YEAR FOR THAT.

I hate throwing them under the bus here but if you check this video, it’s pretty clear that Santa hired the same people who did the Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy’s rebrands last year, which we all remember were total shit shows.

Catch this episode of Awkward Marketing and draw your own conclusions:

Rachael Kay Albers

I'm the Creative Director and Lead Designer at RKA ink, a brand, web design, and marketing agency for visionary entrepreneurs. I'm also a business comedian and the host of Awkward Marketing, a show that blends sketch comedy and bite sized biz advice to help small business owners create epic, unforgettable brands online. Think of me as the one woman SNL of biz TV. After 10+ years living, traveling, and coding in Australia, Germany, Guatemala, Kenya, and Mexico, today I'm based outside Chicago with my husband, daughter, our two troublemaking dogs, and a bunch of old computer cords we're afraid to throw away. (You never know!)