Rachael Kay Albers

The biggest business mistake I ever made was becoming a web designer. My client, let’s call her Gabby, poured her entire budget for the year…
Read MorePOP QUIZ: If your website was an 80s dating video, how creepy would it be — on a scale of awkward wink to proposing marriage?…
Read MoreNiche down,” they said. “Your brand needs specificity,” they said. But secretly you think they’re kind of full of it, so you skipped over the…
Read MoreYour business is B2B, not B2C, so you don’t need to worry about ideal clients, right? Think again. This week’s episode of #AwkwardMarketing is all…
Read MoreI’m going back on my word, y’all. Content’s not king. Or queen. Or prince. Or princess. Content’s not royal at all. This contradicts everything I’ve…
Read MoreBasing your brand design choices on your favorite color from childhood or how you decorate your house is kinda like a restaurant only serving dishes…
Read MoreIf Donald Trump was an online marketer, he’d tell you what a LOSER you were for not buying his program. SAD. See the rest of…
Read MoreIf Ghostface was an online marketer, he’d pop up all over the Internet and make you SCREAM by repeatedly asking, “What’s your favorite email address?”…
Read MoreIf Carrie Bradshaw was an online marketer, she’d follow and unfollow half of Instagram (much to Charlotte’s chagrin). See the rest of the Awkward Marketers…
Read MoreMy name is Inigo Montoya, you signed up for my email list, PREPARE TO BUY! See the rest of the Awkward Marketers My Mom Donald…
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