Rachael Kay Albers

Stage 1. FREEDOM! via GIPHY Stage 2. I’M GONNA BE RICH! via GIPHY Stage 3. PREMATURE SMUGNESS via GIPHY Stage 4. KITCHEN COUNTER = STANDING…
Read MoreI’m not a doctor, but I do have my WebMD… …which requires me to consume every piece of coronavirus information available at 3 AM (and…
Read MoreWhat if Mr. Clean, The Energizer Bunny, and Ronald McDonald all embraced the cash cow that is #VULNERABILITY? What are they waiting for? Hell, forget…
Read MoreWhat do you do when you get everything you wanted and then you feel…disappointed? Is something wrong with you? What if you dreamed of the…
Read MoreBarack Obama is such a boy boss. Prince Harry? What a brave dadpreneur. Let’s do an experiment: I want you to refer to your male…
Read MoreSuper proud to say I joined The Three Comma Club in 2019. And I’m spilling my secrets in this episode of Awkward Marketing. What would…
Read MoreI LOVE this annoying Christmas song (don’t @ me). I put myself through college selling engagement rings. Little known fact: I’M A CERTIFIED DIAMONTOLOGIST. Yes,…
Read MoreAuthor’s Note 3/10/22: I published this in 2019 and my feelings about Marie Forleo, her ethics, and what her brand represents have changed since I…
Read MoreIf Saved by the Bell closed the cart… Jessie might get addicted to Facebook ads. But Zach, Slater, Kelly, Lisa, and Screech would have her…
Read MoreI’m not always a talking shrimp… …but when I am it’s because I’m interviewing the Talking Shrimp, Laura Belgray (who we all want to be…
Read More