Talking hamburger Awkward Marketing

What if, instead of all the “Now more than ever” COVID ads with piano soundtracks, sepia filters, and hopeful lens flares… Big box advertisers just did what small biz email marketers do when they don’t know what to say: Say nothing. Then say sorry. I can see it now: You’re watching 90 Day Fiancé (and…

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The color palettes of my life

It’s my favorite post of the year…right on time! (The colors of quarantine leave something to be desired…) My annual review, as told through the color palettes of my life. Inspired by my love for Design Seeds and all things color. Check out 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018 to see how the palettes of…

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working from home haven't showered in a week

Stage 1. FREEDOM! via GIPHY Stage 2. I’M GONNA BE RICH! via GIPHY Stage 3. PREMATURE SMUGNESS via GIPHY Stage 4. KITCHEN COUNTER = STANDING DESK via GIPHY Stage 5. LOSE PANTS BATTLE via GIPHY Stage 6. NOW SEEKING BUZZFEED BLOCKER via GIPHY Stage 7. IMMUNE TO ONE’S OWN STENCH via GIPHY Stage 8. MUTE…

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What if Mr. Clean, The Energizer Bunny, and Ronald McDonald all embraced the cash cow that is #VULNERABILITY? What are they waiting for?
 Hell, forget them! What are YOU waiting for? Fire your marketing department. You don’t need a TEAM. You just need an iPhone camera and a tear in your eye to start tapping…

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